Okay, I know you’ve all been dying for an explanation of the non-sense that precedes this post and so I’m gonna take a break from my vacation to try to make some sense out of it. Trust me, though when I say that the explanation will a) not at all redeem whatever humor I thought [...]
I think that M.C. Hammer CD [Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em] is the only CD he has and he listens to it on repeat all the time. The first time I heard it coming from his room, I wasn’t sure what it was. I thought it was just him walking around his room pointing out [...]
As I walked out of church this morning there was a slight breeze gently whisking away the remnants of an early morning shower, leaving only a few thick, rolling white clouds to pepper the deep blue sky. Though the heat of the day and the evening thunderstorm let us know that summer has nearly arrived, [...]
Apparently Wendy’s is dropping the “Biggie” size moniker, reportedly because it is too confusing to customers used to the typical small, medium, and large options at other chains. Uhh no, try again. Consumers are accustomed to propietary sizing of your meal options, it’s the slight of hand act you’re playing with the rising prices and [...]
Editor’s Note: I’ve always wanted to open this area up to let others share their non-sense – and while I don’t have a great, collaborative system for that purpose, occasionally someone (usually Thunder) will send along a good ole’ Word doc for me to post. With the world’s favorite sport as his muse, Thunder offers [...]
You know you’re a dork when Amazon sends you an email with the subject, “Amazon.com recommends C: The Complete Reference” because only a dork would have purchased or looked at books on Amazon that would lead to such a recommendation. Someone at work put smiley faces on and around various areas of my desk and [...]