I have this friend, Al, and every night before I go to sleep Al and I talk about what time I want to wake up in the morning. Generally we settle on 6:02 or something like that, but never anything like 6:00 or 6:15 on the dot because I don’t like conforming to societal standards [...]
I’m pretty sure I just witnessed a husband and wife putting a car cover on a car. No big deal, right? I mean that’s why they call it a car cover because it, you know, covers the car. But see, the thing is or was or well I think it’s still covered so is … [...]
Earlier, I took some time to take in and enjoy this pleasant springtime summer evening. Unfortunately, I believe during this time I suffered a severe bug bite, and while I didn’t get a good look at the bug I am almost positive it was some sort of honesty bug because that is the only way [...]
If you were to ask me to identify three four of the most memorable moments or activities of my week (and no, I do not operate under the false pretense that you would ask such a question or even be slightly interested in the response) I might respond with the following unbulleted list: Google Calendar [...]
The best weekends are the ones that take three days or more to recover from. Unfortunately, that recovery is often interrupted by such nefarious distractions as work, school, or even, some may argue, getting out of bed. Well I had one such weekend last weekend and I am now fully recovered, free of distraction, and [...]