Archive for July, 2004

Corrections Ignored

Saturday, July 31st, 2004

I hope you don’t read like I do. That is, I hope you don’t put like, say, 10 books on your Christmas list, get them and then find yourself reading furiously come October to finish up those books so you can justify putting more on your next Christmas list. Stop your laughing. 10 Books?!? How [...]

Such Great Sights

Thursday, July 29th, 2004

If it becomes what I’ve already imagined it is in my head, then Garden State will be the catastrophic turning point in my life where I drop everything to chase a dream I would never allow myself to believe existed. Or maybe I will realize that Zach Braff has already written the story that I [...]

Mid-Summer Progress Report

Monday, July 26th, 2004

It’s getting pretty close to August now and it’d be an understatement to say that July hasn’t brought quite the productivity that May and June did. Some of it has been slackness on my part, but honestly there’s been a lot of stuff that was sort of out of my control. I lit a fire [...]

The Return of Pudding on a Stick

Monday, July 26th, 2004

I heard a rumor from Bart via D-Ray that JELL-O Pudding Pops were back. I promise I didn’t go to the grocery store for the sole purpose of confirming this rumor (to be honest, I kinda forgot about it), but while I was there I spotted them. They’re co-branded with Popsicle brand popsicles now, but [...]

When The Day Seems Almost Too Familiar

Monday, July 26th, 2004

A little over a week ago my favorite NASCAR driver, Dale Earnhardt Jr., was involved in a crash while practicing for a Le Mans Series race he was participating in during his off weekend. I hadn’t yet heard about the wreck when Eric called. Now, knowing my feelings about the Earnhardts, knowing that I probably [...]

Humor Is As Humor Does

Sunday, July 18th, 2004

For those of you privy to my away message, I apologize for the repetition. What follows is a “you had to be there” exchange that left T-Rav and I rolling for about 10 minutes. T-Rav: What happened?thedustin: They gave the snitch some money and then shot him in the back as he was leaving.T-Rav: The [...]

Hit the Middle

Sunday, July 18th, 2004

On the nights I’m the last one to leave the living room before bed, I like to play a game. The game involves strategy, a sharp mind, and uncanny senses. I call this game “Hit the Middle”. Here’s the setup. Before bed, I usually get a glass of water, collect my things and head for [...]

“Daddy, where did you meet Mommy?”

Friday, July 9th, 2004

“Son, I met your mother at the gym, where I taught her the intricicies of the lat pull-down” Today I witnessed my first ever weight-room hook up. I know there are probably millions of happy couples out there that met at the gym, but this is the first I’ve ever witnessed, and it was very [...]

Semi-Big Announcement

Friday, July 9th, 2004

Dan’s back. In other news, I sorta wanted to unveil this with a little more fanfare and after some renovating. But it’s probably best left in all of it’s rawness. Yes, I’m opening the vault and releasing the original thedustin.com. Also, in pieces, I will release the oldest archives which I hope to eventually transfer [...]

Where In The U.S.A. Is Daniel G.?

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004

In the wake of this breaking news (ok, breaking this morning) about Edwards being picked as Kerry’s running mate, only one question remains … what the heck is Dan doing that is keeping him from getting to a computer to write about this? Is he tongue-tied? Is he speechless (Dan – speechless? Ha!)? Dan, where [...]

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