Yo Joe!

Work, Dustin, work!

I know, I know but last night I had this weird dream where I went to watch a movie, saw a preview for a live action Transformers movie, went to see the Transformers movie right after the movie I originally saw and the Transformers movie turned out to be a live-action (with some weird short sequence that was actually animated) G.I. Joe movie. Well when I woke up this morning, it got me thinkin about who I’d cast in a live-action G.I. Joe movie. I checked out my good buddy Greg’s Previews to see if there had been any castings, and found that I may not be alone in generating such a list (though I wouldn’t consider myself a hard core fan). Anyway, I found a list of “confirmed” characters, like anything in a movie not yet being filmed can be confirmed, so I’ll use that as a starting point.

Here it is, my wonderful cast for a knockout G.I. Joe movie …

Hawk: (Denzel Washington)
Duke: (Hugh Jackman/Brad Pitt)
Flint: (Will Smith)
Dusty: (Ashton Kutcher)
Snake Eyes: (Jet Li)
Cobra Commander: (Willem Defoe)
Destro: (Vin Diesel)
Stormshadow: Christian Bale/Guy Pierce
Baroness: (Famke Jansen)
Scarlett: (Keira Knightley/Kate Beckinsale)
Lady Jane: (Halle Barry)
Quick Kick: (Jackie Chan)
Doc: (Samuel L. Jackson)