November 15th, 2005

She's Fired!, 'Martha Stewart: The Apprentice' Gets Pink Slip
I'm convinced Trump recruited Martha knowing her show wouldn't succeed so that she could absorb the "Fired" jokes before his show failed. And it looks like his timing was right on.

November 12th, 2005

Huge Meteorite Found Underground in Kan.
Attn All Supermen: Stay away from Kansas until they sell this thing.

September 30th, 2005

Gorillas photographed using stick tools in wild
Does the article really have to start out "Two females ..."?

May 8th, 2005

Experts: 'CSI' Unrealistically Depicts Job
Of course it does - just like 'Star Trek' unrealistically depicts man's present space travel capabilities. Suspension of disbelief. Get some.

April 29th, 2005

Zebra Gives Birth to Foal Sired by Donkey
That's messed up!