Something screwy with the web server has left myself and my fellow scribbers (at last count, 1 other person) without the ability to utilize contractions (or, more specifically, apostrophes) in our prose. At the moment, I only have the time to write about the problem, not propose (I have proposed the solution privately) and implement a solution. But I am certain you will stay tuned to find out how the saga unfolds.

P.S. You may run into similar difficulties if you include the aforementioned banned character in your comments. But seeing as how there is rarely anything to comment on around here, that should not be a problem.