You know you're a dork when Amazon sends you an email with the subject, "Amazon.com recommends C: The Complete Reference" because only a dork would have purchased or looked at books on Amazon that would lead to such a recommendation.

Someone at work put smiley faces on and around various areas of my desk and chair while I was out of the office last week. Today I found out that someone suggested that the "appearance committee" might not like that. Do me a favor. If a package you're expecting doesn't arrive on time, call the 1-800 number and ask if having an appearance committee is spreading our workforce too thin.

For the first time ever, paying more than $1 for sweetened, caffeinated water paid off when it came with a cheeseburger & fries for only an additional $2.99.

One can never have too many Nalgene bottles - I just acquired my 4th. I was a late adopter but I'm making up for it now, big time! Anybody know what the "in" color's gonna be for Fall this year, I want to make sure I have the trendiest drinkware.

"Chasing Cars", "Promiscuous (Radio Edit)", "Home", "Almost Honest", "WP" are wearing the digital turntables inside my computer out.

World Cup soccer starts tomorrow. The US team are favorites to not make it past group play. Here's to hoping we don't live up to the hype.

I'll admit I'm not the biggest hockey fan, but I've enjoyed watching the Canes just like I did back in '02. Nice run fellas, bring it home.

I miss you, Blogosphere.