I'm pretty sure I just witnessed a husband and wife putting a car cover on a car. No big deal, right? I mean that's why they call it a car cover because it, you know, covers the car. But see, the thing is or was or well I think it's still covered so is ... the car was parked in a garage - and yeah the garage has a door that still goes up and down, I know because I watched them put it down. Maybe I'm just mistaken and the cloth looking thing was really a force field that is impervious to things that even garages can't protect a car from like tornados, fires, or, say, spiders. Man I hate spiders.