The following is based on and inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Mashier: Would you like something to drink with that?
Diego: Yes, I'd like a regular drink.
Mashier: Would you like anything else?
Diego: Yeah, actually can I get one of each kind of cookie?
Diego: [To Bollins] 3 for a dollar man.
Bollins: Ooh can I have one of those.
Diego: Yeah, man, actually you can have the chocolate chip and the macadamia nut if you want, I really only like the oatmeal raisin.
Mashier: Why don't you just get three oatmeal raisin then?
Diego: I like variety. Besides, if I get all three oatmeal raisin then I'd eat them all. I mean I like the others, I just prefer the oatmeal raisin so I guard that one with my life. The other two are expendable.
Mashier: [likely in her head, though she hides it well] Weirdo.