Trust me, you're not the only one who's gotten sick of looking at that stinkin picture of Yao Ming for the last 6 weeks. Oh yeah, I'm back. But not with a vengence.

Before I get going on some aimless rant about whatever it is I'm gonna write about, let me first point out that as a side effect of my diligent work to get this whole new look and feel ready, I reverted back to an old habit of mine with regards to my clean clothes. I'm sure there have been some other damaging effects, but I can't readily identify them right now and so I'm not going to waste time trying.

Part of me wanted to do this whole return thing in grandiose fashion with some long, edited many times over, eloquent piece about where I've been and what I've been doing. But in order for it to be long and eloquent, it would have to be packed with lies and slight exaggerations of the truth (they're different, I swear!) and I'm just not in the place right now where that's okay with me. I'm all about truth and honor and ... okay, there I go pretending to be noble and full of integrity again. Gosh darnit, I need to stop that.

Well I'm not going to do the grandiose thing. I'm just gonna say in two words (uhh, or 253) "I'm back". It's good to be back. And I promise I'll write more later, there's a ton to share.