Continuing with the theme of relying on other people's comedic brilliance to keep my blog alive, a quote from Autoblog regarding some sketchy mileage estimates of increasingly popular hybrid cars:

The Big T and Big H refuse to change their numbers, saying that their averages are attainable if your hybrid is equipped with ice cubes instead of wheels and you only drive (well, slide) across Teflon roads in a frictionless vacuum that itself represents a rift in the space-time continuum.
Source: Autoblog

Oh the hilarity.