Imagine That Vol. 1, Issue 3

19 Aug 2004 | 1 Comments
(Still laughing from today's first item)

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground. Question about that little trap described at the end of the article. Were they trying to catch the bear, or Homer Simpson?

As if we couldn't get any lazier in the kitchen ... Someone came along and made that.

My girlfriend has one of those No, not one of those tiny helicopters, one of those rat things (she has a hamster). Yes, she is turning 24 this year. I guess that makes her about 23 and 3/4.

Google goes for $85 per share Anyone got an extra $85 I can borrow?

Sears launches consumer electronics line Because I've always wanted that Craftsman DVD player to match my toolset. Hmm, do you think they're guaranteed for life?
beth says:
um, so i do love my little hamster lots.

but in my defense--besides havng an adorable, conveniently sized pet--i'm not allowed to have a cat or dog in my apartment.

so, i'm destined to fish and pocket pets for yet another year....

and i'm sure travis just misses my hamster LOTS:)
August 20th, 2004 @ 05:52 (GMT)