If I'm being honest, I must tell you an unhealthy relationship exists between myself and Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese; a relationship consisting of gluttony, lies & deception and insatiable desire. On many occasions I have cheated on Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese with a cheaper, generic brand. And there have been times when I have enjoyed the cheaper brand more than Kraft?.

But the troubles don't end with cheating. Many times, my Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese (or the cheap "other" brand) tempts me into devouring an entire box in one sitting, an unhealthy habit to say the least. Sometimes it's ok for me to eat an entire box of Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese, as it may be the only significant substance to my lunch. But the time I had six hot dogs (albeit "Lite Beef Franks") wasn't one of those times. Or the time(s) I had just four hot dogs (again, "Lite Beef Franks"). Or even the time I had two chicken sandwiches, each with a slice of swiss cheese and marinara sauce. No, neither of those instances were good scenarios for eating an entire box of Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese in one sitting.

Suffice it to say I have a kinship with my Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese. Despite the unending cycle of reckless behavior I'm led into, I take great pride in my ability to prepare a box of Kraft? Macaroni & Cheese. The careful allotment of butter (or margarine), the proper spreading of the powdered flavoring, the delicate and measured pouring of the milk - straight from the milk jug, mind you, not from a measuring cup. Sometimes I am too liberal with either the butter or milk, but most of the time I get it just right. And when I do get it right ... Oh what a wonderful thing.

And that my friends, is all you need to know about the Mac & Cheese Affair.