After perusing gmailswap and ebay (which was never really something I was considering), I've determined that I'm not as prepared as I thought I was ...
[Pause for live update: Thanks to the generosity of my beautiful girlfriend, I am now partially in control of 3 more Gmail invites, bringing the grand total to 5!]
... As I was saying, I don't really know what to do with them all. So if you're really interested in getting your hands on one, drop me an email or leave a message here. I'd prefer a 200+ word original work of fiction or an essay, which may or may not be fictional, detailing why you want/deserve a Gmail account. If you're not up for writing, but really want one, just let me know.
Special Note: While I'm not a huge fan of the capitalism that has evolved from the distribution of Gmail invites, anyone who donates $15 or more to thedustin.com will receive an invite if they want one. *While supplies last
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