Instead of going for a "Dream Cast" I went with people that might actually do the movie (not all A-list). I don't think they'll quite have the budget or screen time for your cast dusters.

Duke: Val Kilmer, Let?s face it, as much as we all love Val if he?s still A-list, its at the bottom of the A-list, he can play a good soldier, has the looks/charisma to be the joe?s field commander, and could be just the right level of Star Power for this project

Hawk: Sam Shepard, he has the kinda worn and hard look I would expect the Joes leader to have.

Flint: Nathan Fillon, He?s played a soldier a few times before and would be a great second bananna for the joes.

Snake Eyes: Ray Park, Snake Eyes wears a mask and is mute, basically you just need someone light on the acting and high on the acrobatic/martial arts stuff. Ray Park is the proven master.

Cobra Commander: Gabriel Byrne, I just really love him and think he could pull it off.

Destro: Ciaran Hinds, big burly and capable of a deep booming voice. Shave his head and paint if silver and you?ve got Destro.

Stormshadow: Chow Yun-Fat, the perfect bad ninja who later turns good. He kinda has that whispery quality and calm talking like SS too.

Scarlett: Kate Beckinsale, she?s proven lately to have a taste for comic book type movies, she?s freaking hot, has proven she can handle a physical role and would look great with red hair.

Baroness: Famke Jansen or Monica Bellucci, Both really hot and with a certain ?foreign? quality.

Lady Jay: Kristen Wilson, I just don?t know why, somehow I doubt we can get Halle Berry for this one though

Roadblock: Eamonn Walker, he already played a soldier in ?Tears of the Sun? and if you shave his head he IS Roadblock.

Rock and Roll: Alan Tudyk, just seems perfect to play a free-spirited soldier guy

Grunt: Brian Van Holt, as perhaps one of the most frequent background soldier in movies today this seems the role he was born to play.

Did anyone else notice two of those folks are from the prematurely canceled "Firefly?"

heh...that was quite by accident. I was looking through war movies and saw Fillon was in Saving Private Ryan. I came upon a Knights Tale from a Ned Kelly link and got Tudyk, the thought did occur to me though, nice pick-up BJers.

What about Jennifer Garner as Scarlett?
Gung Ho - Jesse Ventura
Sgt. Slaughter - himself / Randy Savage
Zartan - Jean-Claude Van Damme / Glen Danzig
Snow Job - Steve Irwin
Destro - Ving Rhames / Michael Clarke Duncan
Wild Bill - Burt Reynolds
Cobra Twins - Lambert Wilson twice
Cobra Commander- I love the Willem Defoe pick, but if it was my movie and I had total say, it would be Richard Dreyfus!

Nice list, Flash! Jenny Garner would be an awesome pick for Scarlett!

Somehow the Rock needs to be in this.

That's funny, the Rock was gonna be in my original cast, but I forgot to put him in somehow. I think I was going to have him as Roadblock.

Maybe you should make a list, Thunder.

Jenny Garner's good and all, but she's not Kate Beckinsale...maybe she could be a Lady Jay, Cover Girl, or Jinx.