Get Real

16 Apr 2004 | 2 Suggest Your Own
Well, it's Friday evening and instead of participating in normal 23 year old Friday night activities I will be heading over to my dad's house for dinner and to help him with some computer stuff. As pathetic as that sounds a) I wouldn't normally participate in 23 year old Friday night activities anyway, and b) it gave me a great idea for a new reality TV show. Everyone else has a reality TV show, why shouldn't I?

Anyway, here's the schedule that I'll pitch for my new reality show, Friday Nights with Dads ...

Week 1: thedustin and theDad treat everyone to a movie based on some sort of war conflict, fictional or "true to life"

Week 2: BJ and Papa Collins treat everyone to a night out at Jumbo China, where you can have all the Mongolian beef, chicken, pork, shrimp and frozen yogurt in a cone you want.

Week 3: Politics and Haircut Discussions with the Gilligans. Dan and Dad discuss their differences in front of a live studio audience and field questions about the latest in politics and haircut habits ("Guard size No. 3, four times a year whether I need it or not.", right Dan?)

Week 4: E-Pa and Father Paris build a super computer dream machine right before your very eyes. And who knows what they'll talk about next? With these two going, producers won't worry about dead air, they'll fret over when they might get a commercial break in.

That'll do for the first month. Stay tuned when I release the next months schedule to include the Wheelers, the Mikells, and many many more.
-Paris says:
The Mikells? Wouldn't that just be Mr. Mikell sitting at home alone, without his children?
April 17th, 2004 @ 02:50 (GMT)
Kid says:
Oh dear...that's just savage Eric.

"Ha Ha, got 'im" -Frank Riego
April 17th, 2004 @ 11:38 (GMT)