For those who may not be near a window, tv, or radio, it's snowing. For those far away, it's snowing. For everyone else, it's snowing.

Oh and for those who may be able to walk (we don't encourage driving) to our apartment, we're planning a snow-football game. But there's only three of us, so it will more closely resemble smear the queer. If that statement was offensive to anyone I apologize.