MTV's Sway on Jewel's new look: "Use what you got to get what you want, Girl".

If you know who Sway is, you know why it's funny.

In other random Tuesday Tidbits, you might be wondering what 3234Q watches on Tuesdays now that Smallville is in reruns. Well thanks to Fox, we have a new Tuesday obsession at 9pm, Keen Eddie, a show about a NY cop sent to England. We're still getting acclimated to the show, but it's fun to watch.

Also, after finally getting through the societal train wreck that was The Real World: Las Vegas, MTV wasted no time in giving us what we really needed, Americans In Paris, also known as The Real World: Paris. Given the current political climate, I'd venture to say this is no coincidence, nor was it coincidence having a housemate that states on the second episode, "I hate the French, I hate everything about the French". Did he really have to be from Georgia, though? As if Southern men don't have enough to overcome. Anyway, suffice it to say that our Tuesday evenings will continue to be well spent in front of the tube, possibly consuming pizza, chinese food or various other substances that completely disrespect our bodies. God Bless America!